Nobody’s reading the blog, so I’m going to hold off on the Cedar Point updates until people return to work, I think.  In the meantime, I saw a Craigslist posting for a free exercise machine today and was amused.  The seller seemed really motivated to get rid of it:

Gravity Edge machine … We’re moving to New Hampshire and don’t want to transport it. There is a VHS instructional video that comes with it … If you don’t have a VCR, I’ll throw in mine if you take the exercise machine.